Mike Quote #408
Mike: 100? Wow. That's pretty cool.
Frankie: No, it's not cool. It's not cool at all, Mike. You're missing the point. She turned 100, and did we have a big cake for her or send her picture to Willard Scott? No. What did we do? Um, let me think. Oh, yeah. Nothing. We are the worst people ever!
Mike: Frankie, you did a ton for Aunt Ginny. Gave her foot rubs, took her to the liquor store. You sucked fluid out of her dog's nose with a dropper, for God sake. You can't beat yourself up about this. She knew how much you loved her.
Frankie: No, no, no. This is about more than just Aunt Ginny. This is what we do. We float everything. We float anniversaries. We float Easter. I can't even remember when we last celebrated your birthday.
Mike: The problem is, you think all those things are important. See, if you're brought up with no expectations, then when you miss it, you're never disappointed.
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Quote from Axl
Sue: That's creepy. How can you be sure your head will ever get put back on your right body?
Axl: If I were you, I'd want my head to be put on somebody else's body. Hey. That's a good idea. If you go before me, I'm gonna freeze your head and put it on a dude's body.
Sue: Mom!
Mike: Nobody's putting anyone's head on anyone else's body.
Sue: No, he will. He'll do it, and you won't be here, and you won't be able to stop him.
Frankie: Axl, promise you won't freeze your sister's head and put it on somebody else's body.
Axl: I don't know that I can make that promise.
Sue: See? You won't be here. You won't be able to enforce it!
Frankie: Fine. We'll put it in our will.
Quote from Aunt Edie
Frankie: Hey, Aunt Edie. Just so you know, we have a couple of interviews lined up for you this week, okay?
Aunt Edie: Oh, I just hope I get the job.
Frankie: Forget it.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Look, Aunt Ginny lived a long, full life, and she died in her sleep, and I think we can all take comfort in that.
Brick: How is that comforting? I sleep every night. I'd be more comforted if she died in a hang gliding accident.
Mike: No, in your sleep is what you're shooting for. You just close your eyes and never wake up. You never even know.
Brick: You never even know?