Frankie Quote #461
Quote from Frankie in Valentine's Day II
Frankie: It's okay. We're gonna find something. There's at least 12 other stores in this mall for girls your age.
Axl: Yeah... She's not exactly my age.
Frankie: Well, whose age would she be?
Axl: Someone who's 19.
Frankie: Okay. Well, does she like butterflies?
Axl: Yeah! That could be sweet. It'd match her tattoo.
Frankie: Tattoo? Well, I guess a lot of people have tattoos these days, so... So what, if she has a little butterfly?
Axl: Well, it's sort of more like a flock of 'em going from her neck all the way down to...
Frankie: Maybe she'd like a scarf. Girls like scarves.
Axl: Hey! Good call. You know, that one would match her hair.
Frankie: Oh, yeah? So her hair's pink?
Axl: Not like one of those lame people you see with pink hair. It's like a really cool pink, you know? Well, the part that's not shaved, I mean.
Frankie: Okay, look, Axl...
Axl: Mom, I want to thank you again for helping me out. You're really saving me here. Do you want to grab some lunch at the food court?
Frankie: Well, sure! I'm hungry. I guess we could get something. [to a cashier] My son invited me to lunch.
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The Middle Quotes
‘Valentine's Day II’ Quotes
Quote from Mike
Mike: Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hey! All right! That's it! That's it! We're shutting it down! Party's over! Here we go. You guys shouldn't be celebrating Valentine's Day anyway, because it's a scam cooked up by the greeting card companies. You know what you should be doing? You should be studying. 'Cause guess what they're doing in China right now? They are doing math and they're learning how to be C.E.O.S of greeting card companies so they can sell us Americans a heart-shaped load of crap!
[cut to Mike returning home:]
Mike: Banned.
Quote from Mike
Frankie: [v.o.] Certain things you can count on for Valentine's Day: flowers, candy, Mike ranting about flowers and candy...
Mike: I'm just saying it's not a real holiday. It's a scam cooked up by the greeting card companies, and everybody buys into it. Some college kid in an office building somewhere is gonna write a card telling me how I feel? I don't think so.
Frankie: You don't have to get me a card.
Mike: I'll get you your card. And what about the flowers? I got to bring flowers just 'cause it's February 14th? What if I want to bring you flowers on some other day of the year?
Frankie: You don't need to bring me flowers.
Mike: Yeah, I'm gonna be the one idiot in America who doesn't bring his wife flowers on Valentine's Day. Don't worry. You'll get your flowers.
Frankie: And while you're there, we need vacuum bags and a new plunger.
Quote from Brick
Frankie: Hey, Brick, you're slowing down. Come on. You got 30 kids in the class. You got to keep moving.
Brick: Have you guys seen these things? It's candy with words on it. Candy and words? Who thought of this?
Frankie: Brick, we got to sign your name to the card, stick it in the envelope with a couple of hearts, lick it. Come on. Brick, stick, lick, done.
Brick: When did they invent these? "Be mine"... So simple, yet so profound. "Love ya"... genius!