‘Forced Family Fun (Part 2)’
Season 3, Episode 2 - Aired September 21, 2011
As the family struggle through their camping trip, Frankie and Mike tell the story of how their honeymoon was interrupted by Nicky (Ray Romano).
Quote from Axl
Brick: I think it wants Sue!
Axl: Just give her to the bear and let him marry her! It's not like she's gonna do any better!
Quote from Mike
Mike: All right, everyone quiet! I'll handle this. [opens his window] Hey!
Frankie: "Hey"? That won't even get the Glossners off our front lawn!
Quote from Frankie
Brick: I read bears don't like loud noises! We should all shout or sing!
Frankie: [sings] 99 bottles of beer on the wall [Mike joins] 99 bottles of beer [all sing] 99 bottles of beer Take one down, pass it around 98 bottles of beer on the wall 98 bottles of beer on the wall
Frankie: [v.o.] Around 86 bottles of beer on the wall, the bear went away. Turns out nobody likes that song.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] Yep, there's a lot of different things you can bring back from a summer vacation... A magnet, aT-shirt, a picture with all your heads through a funny cut-out. But once in a while, you bring home something a lot more meaningful.
Mike: Like I said, Mrs. Heck, camping.
Frankie: I get it now. I wonder how long it'll last.
Sue: Oh, Axl, one more question. Are the water fountains twist or push, because- [Axl drives off] Hey!
Frankie: I'll drive her.
Sue: Hey!