Sue: Oh... my... God. You got us a bunny?! [screams] I can't believe it! Whoo!
Frankie: What are you doing?
Sue: I'm practicing. As a mascot, I have to exaggerate all of my movements. I just love him so much.

Sue: Look! Look! They got Brick a bunny.
Axl: What? How come he gets a bunny and I don't?
Frankie: [hushed] 'cause Brick needs help and you don't, so Brick gets a bunny!
Axl: Oh, so he does weird stuff and gets things? I can do weird stuff. Ooh! Aah! Blah-huh-hoo! Ow! Now get me a car.

Frankie: [v.o.] So the next day, Axl put his plan into action.
Axl: So, who am I dropping off first? [chuckles]
Courtney: You can just drop us both at my house. We're having a sleepover.
Axl: Of course you are.

Frankie: [v.o.] There are those moments in life when the stars align and everything just falls into place. And with nobody else trying out, this was one of those moments... If only Sue weren't Sue.
Man: [over PA] Attention, students because of low turnout, we are extending mascot tryouts. Anyone is welcome. Anyone. Anyone at all. Seriously. Anyone.

Frankie: Brick, what are you doing? You're supposed to be bonding with your bunny.
Brick: There's something wrong with it. I think it has issues. Whoop.
Frankie: Come on. There's nothing wrong with him. He's a sweet, soft, cuddly bunny.
Frankie: [v.o.] He wasn't.

Frankie: [v.o.] At first, we thought the bunny was just scared of us.
Mike: Now look, Brick, you just gotta learn how to handle it. Now you don't wanna startle him. [growls] Aah!
Son of a-
Brick: Whoop.
Frankie: [v.o.] And then we thought maybe he was just hungry.
Frankie: Well, we know he doesn't like Pop Tarts, but he certainly has a taste for human flesh.
Frankie: [v.o.] It wasn't long before we realized the bunny wasn't scared of us. We were scared of him.

Sue: I am expecting a super important phone call, so nobody use the phone. Because if nobody shows up to try out by 5:00, I am the new Thundering Hen! [screams]

Sue: I got it! I'm the Thundering Hen!
Mike: I got him! I got the little bastard.
Frankie: Oh, yay.
Mike: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow ow, ow, ow, ow! [door slams] If you'd have just gotten a goldfish, he'd be dead already.

Axl: Hey. So I was thinking, homecoming dance might be more fun if we double dated.
Courtney: Oh, wow, that would be fun. Wouldn't it, Deb?
Debbie: Totally. Sounds good to me, Court.
Axl: Sweet. Now you wouldn't happen to know of anyone who might wanna go with my friend? He is really cool.
Debbie: I might know a certain cheerleader... who would love to go with him. Sarah, we found you a date!
Axl: [to Sean] You're going to the homecoming dance with Sarah.
Sean: Bottom-of-the-pyramid Sarah?
Axl: Had to be done. Just another casualty in this crazy game I'm playing.

Mike: Okay. This is enough. I need to know that I can go into my bathroom without hot cheerleaders being in there. [Frankie rolls her eyes] Yes, I'm that old.