‘A Very Donahue Vacation’
Season 7, Episode 18 - Aired March 23, 2016
After Mike surprises the family with a vacation to Mammoth Cave, Kentucky, Frankie invites the Donahues to join them. After Nancy gets Frankie to talk to Sean about not taking his MCATs, Frankie is overheard bad-mouthing Nancy's parenting style. Meanwhile, Axl ropes Brick into helping him meet girls, and Sue gets a summer job away from the family.
Quote from Axl
Waitress: I'm sorry. Did you say you go to East Indy? My cousin goes there.
Axl: Okay.
Waitress: Do you know Zachary Paul? I'm sorry. That's dumb. Of course you don't. That's a huge campus.
Axl: Yeah, that is kind of dumb. I mean, no, no, no. You're not dumb. I don't... It's huge. I mean, the campus. The campus is huge! And you're not dumb. You're smart, probably. I mean, I don't really know you, but...
Brick: Hey, sweetcakes. What's a guy got to do to get a stinkin' refill of Sprite?
Axl: Uh... Sorry, hey, is this guy being a jerk? Beat it, kid I don't know. Scram! Skedaddle! Scoot! I'm sorry, you said Zachary Paul, right? Oh, yeah, sure, I know that guy. Kind of short, stocky, reddish hair, always wears a Pacers cap?
Waitress: Not even close.
Axl: On any of it?
Waitress: Well, you got the "guy" part right.
Axl: Okay. Let me see. I'm gonna get this. Um! Tall, shaved head, gold earring. [she chuckles] No, wait, that's Mr. Clean.
Quote from Frankie
Frankie: [v.o.] That was our last family vacation with the Donahues, 'cause the next year they went to Hawaii. And while they were gone, I may or may not have backed over Shelly's bike.