‘The Ballad of Donkey Doug’
Season 3, Episode 6 - Aired October 25, 2018
Michael, Tahani and Jason travel to Jacksonville, Florida to help save Jason's father, Donkey Doug. Back in Australia, Janet and Eleanor help Chidi prepare to break things off with Simone.
Quote from Chidi
Chidi: Uh... Here's the truth. You're amazing. And my feelings have changed. I wish I could tell you why, I really, really do. But... I can't.
Simone: Well... You seem to know what you want, which is rare for you.
Chidi: Well, I... I... I hope you keep the study going. It might help a lot of people.
Simone: [sighs] Well. See you in the next life.
Chidi: What? Why would you say that? What do you know?
Simone: It's a figure of speech. You're so weird, man. I think maybe this is for the best.
Quote from Jason
Michael: So, your covert mission is to continue to report to this job until you receive our signal. Now, this is the most important thing. You cannot commit any more crimes, and you must help these people as much as you can. The mission depends on it.
Pillboi: Roger that. Man, I can't believe this whole time you guys were with NASA!
Tahani: Yes, we are secret astronaut spies. That is indeed what Jason told you.
Jason: Take good care of these old fools, and stay out of trouble.
Pillboi: I love you, bro.
Jason: I love you, bro. [they sob] Psych!
Pillboi: I got you, bro!
Jason: I got you, bro. Jag...
Pillboi: ...uars.
Both: Rule! [they sob]