Jason Quote #149
Quote from Jason in The Ballad of Donkey Doug
Michael: So, your covert mission is to continue to report to this job until you receive our signal. Now, this is the most important thing. You cannot commit any more crimes, and you must help these people as much as you can. The mission depends on it.
Pillboi: Roger that. Man, I can't believe this whole time you guys were with NASA!
Tahani: Yes, we are secret astronaut spies. That is indeed what Jason told you.
Jason: Take good care of these old fools, and stay out of trouble.
Pillboi: I love you, bro.
Jason: I love you, bro. [they sob] Psych!
Pillboi: I got you, bro!
Jason: I got you, bro. Jag...
Pillboi: ...uars.
Both: Rule! [they sob]
The Good Place Quotes
‘The Ballad of Donkey Doug’ Quotes
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Poor Larry. But... "If you love someone, set them free." My good friend and yoga pupil Sting, no last initial, told me that.
Quote from Tahani
Tahani: Well... I suppose a little entrepreneurial spirit never hurt anyone. You know, "Reach for the stars," as I said to my good friend Elon Musk. And then he shot his car into space. What a weird creep. Why was I friends with him?
Quote from Eleanor
Chidi: So, I just have to be simple, honest, and declarative and somehow still protect her feelings.
Eleanor: I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay.
Chidi: I'm not gay.
Eleanor: Fine, bi.
Chidi: I'm not bi either.
Eleanor: Why not? More guys should be bi. It's 2018. It's like, get over yourselves!