Rose Quote #1087
Quote from Rose in Where's Charlie?
Rose: [gasps as she opens the fridge]
Dorothy: Rose, the light bulb goes on every time. Doesn't mean someone's living there.
Rose: It's Charlie. It's Charlie. He's trying to contact me from beyond the grave. It's a miracle!
Dorothy: Look closely, Rose. It's Mrs. Butterworth's.
Blanche: I think you'd better sit down.
Rose: Before he died, Charlie and I agreed that if he ever wanted to tell me something from the other side, we'd have a signal. All the cantaloupe would be on one side of the fruit salad. See, Charlie liked to eat each type of fruit separately. He hated it when they were all mixed together.
Blanche: Then why did you make fruit salad?
Rose: That was an argument we must have had about a million times. But he hated cantaloupe. He said he'd rather be dead than eat cantaloupe.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘Where's Charlie?’ Quotes
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: You're a horrible little person.
Sophia: Come on, like you never pretended to be possessed by somebody's dead husband for a couple of laughs.
Dorothy: You know, you have really ruined Rose's relationship with Miles.
Sophia: If you could have seen her face when I talked like Charlie. I almost wet myself.
Dorothy: Listen, you vindictive little sea monkey, you are going to tell Rose the truth.
Sophia: Or?
Dorothy: Remember Shady Pines?
Sophia: Yeah, it wasn't so bad.
Dorothy: I hear they sold it to some Germans.
Sophia: Rose? Rose, sweetheart? Rose?
Quote from Sophia
Blanche: Well, maybe I can't teach Stevie anything about the game, but I can encourage him and give him a shot of self-esteem. Some people are great artists, some are great musicians. I have but one talent.
Sophia: Oh! Oh! I know.
Dorothy: Come on, Ma, too easy.
Sophia: That's what I was gonna say.
Quote from Blanche
Blanche: Oh, I would like you all to meet Stevie. I'm gonna be coachin' him. He's a professional baseball player.
Dorothy: Oh, you got Blanche's number from the wall in the dugout?
Stevie: Yes, ma'am. And it sure was right. I am having a good time.