Dorothy Quote #1005
Quote from Dorothy in How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?
Mother Superior: Dorothy, I think her intentions are good, but this doesn't seem to be her calling.
Dorothy: Oh, but this means so much to her. Oh, this would break her heart.
Mother Superior: I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask her to leave.
Dorothy: Oh, Mother Superior, with your permission, may I be the one to tell her? We've been through so much together, I'm sure that any bit of bad news would be easier to take if it came from me.
Mother Superior: Well, then, here's another one for you. We've seen her room. Tell her she won't be getting her cleaning deposit back.
The Golden Girls Quotes
‘How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia?’ Quotes
Quote from Blanche
Sophia: But this time, I'm gonna fulfill my destiny. This time, I'm gonna become a nun.
Dorothy: Do you believe what we just heard?
Blanche: I can't believe anybody would want to be a nun. I mean, "nun." The word says it.
Quote from Dorothy
Dorothy: I'm her daughter Dorothy. You'll have to excuse my mother. She suffered a slight stroke a few years ago which rendered her totally annoying.
Quote from Rose
Rose: Well, you're not gonna believe this. I've just been talking on the phone for a half-hour, and guess what.
Blanche: You forgot to dial first?
Rose: No.
Dorothy: You held the receiver upside down?
Rose: Unh-unh.
Dorothy: It wasn't even the phone, it was the TV remote control.
Rose: No.
Blanche: A shoe?
Rose: Blanche, please. I'm not an idiot. The TV has a remote control?