Sophia Quote #1440

Quote from Sophia in An Illegitimate Concern

Sophia: Pussycat, when's the last time I told you you were beautiful?
Dorothy: June 1, 1949. At my wedding.
Sophia: Oh, well. That's because pregnant women have that special glow.
Sophia: I think it's time to tell you again. You're a beautiful woman, Dorothy.
Dorothy: What do you want, Ma?
Sophia: You're so suspicious. I'm hurt. This is why the compliments only come every 40 years.

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 ‘An Illegitimate Concern’ Quotes

Quote from Dorothy

Blanche: Why did George cheat on me?
Rose: Why does any man cheat?
Dorothy: Well, there are two popular theories. One, men are victims of an evolutionary process which genetically programs their sexual habits.
Blanche: What's the other theory?
Dorothy: Men are scum.

Quote from Sophia

Sophia: Please, Dorothy. If we win this thing, I can die a happy woman.
Dorothy: Ma, I refuse to be a part of your neurotic need to be number one. Now, just let it go.
Sophia: How many challenges do I have left in life? Seeing if I can get more than halfway across the street before the "Don't Walk" sign comes on. Trying to stay awake on the john. Hoping it is the john. Competition is the thing that keeps me going. But, if you want me to let it go.

Quote from Rose

Dorothy: Oh, now, that is really odd. I mean, if he's selling encyclopedias, why didn't he try to sell us a set?
Rose: And you know what else is so strange about it? He didn't bring them in.
Blanche: Rose. No encyclopedia salesman lugs around 26 volumes door-to-door.
Rose: Are you kidding? In St. Olaf they carry 52.
Blanche: Why?
Rose: Balance.
Dorothy: Rose, why don't they just carry 13 in each hand?
Rose: Excuse me. I have to make a phone call.