Rose Quote #94

Quote from Rose in The Truth Will Out

Rose: I want you to take a look at my will.
Kirsten: Mom, you keep your will in the cookie jar?
Rose: Yes. Every time I used to walk into the kitchen, your father was in the cookie jar. This way, he still is. I think I'd better warn you, I know how much you liked my sapphire necklace, but I thought you'd get more use out of the pearl earrings.
Kirsten: Mom, these numbers don't make sense. They can't be right.
Rose: They're right, Kirsten. I had them checked with a lawyer and an accountant.
Kirsten: But there's nothing here.
Rose: Of course there is.
Kirsten: I mean, there's nothing close to what should be here. Daddy was one of the most successful insurance salesmen in his company. You couldn't possibly have gone through everything.
Rose: Well, Kirsten, times have changed. Money just doesn't go as far as it used to.

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Quote from Sophia

Sophia: Are you two coming? The spaghetti is getting cold!
Rose: We'll be there in a minute. We're in the middle of a makeup lesson.
Sophia: I hope the kid can help you. You wear more rouge than Miss Piggy!

Quote from Blanche

Rose: What's the biggest lie you've ever told?
Blanche: I once told my sister Charmaine that she was left on our doorstep by gypsies.
Dorothy: What?
Rose: Well, Blanche, why would you want to do a thing like that?
Blanche: She annoyed me. Always mouthing off about how her hair was curlier than mine, her complexion was prettier than mine. I finally said there was good reason for it, she was left by gypsies! I had her completely convinced!
Rose: What did she say when you told her the truth?
Blanche: Oh, I never did. I even tried to help her find her little old gypsy mama.