Rose: I want you to take a look at my will.
Kirsten: Mom, you keep your will in the cookie jar?
Rose: Yes. Every time I used to walk into the kitchen, your father was in the cookie jar. This way, he still is. I think I'd better warn you, I know how much you liked my sapphire necklace, but I thought you'd get more use out of the pearl earrings.
Kirsten: Mom, these numbers don't make sense. They can't be right.
Rose: They're right, Kirsten. I had them checked with a lawyer and an accountant.
Kirsten: But there's nothing here.
Rose: Of course there is.
Kirsten: I mean, there's nothing close to what should be here. Daddy was one of the most successful insurance salesmen in his company. You couldn't possibly have gone through everything.
Rose: Well, Kirsten, times have changed. Money just doesn't go as far as it used to.