Dorothy: Tell me, where, uh, where is Gina? Isn't she with you?
Dominic: She's outside. She's bartering with the cabby, you know. Imagine a man who take cash over a rooster.
Blanche: Well, tell us, now, what brings you all to Florida?
Dominic: Well, we are here to take our daughter back to Sicily for her wedding.
Dorothy: Yeah, but Gina came with you.
Dominic: Gina is not our daughter.
Dorothy: She's not?
Dominic: No. You are our daughter.
Sophia: Please, ignore him. The man spent 90 days on the high seas drinking grain alcohol from a goat bladder.

Philomena: Dominic speak the truth. After Gina take a blood test for her marriage, we find out it is not possible she is related to us. At the hospital there must have been some mix-up.
Blanche: You mean they switched the babies?
Dorothy: Oh, but this is ridiculous.
Rose: Absolutely. We can prove it. Dorothy, show 'em your driver's license.

Dominic: Look. Look, I know this is a shock, but it gets better. You are getting married.
Philomena: To the most handsome man in the village.
Dorothy: [doorbell] Wait a minute. Wait a minute. There is not one shred of evidence, not one logical reason, why I should not believe that this woman is my mother or that Gina is her real daughter. [doorbell]
Gina: Buongiorno. I'm Gina.

Dominic: That's my girl! You've got lots of spirit just like your beautiful mama.
Philomena & Sophia: Thank you.
Dorothy: This has gone far enough.
Philomena & Sophia: What's gone far enough?
Dorothy: I was talking to her. Look, from now on she'll be Ma number one. You'll be Ma number two... I think I'm slowly going out of my mind.

Blanche: Don't even speak to me, Rose. What you did was terrible. I've never been so humiliated in my entire life.
Rose: That's not true. What about the time you got caught with the Orkin man?
Blanche: Don't comfort me, Rose.

Dorothy: All right, girls. What happened?
Rose: Blanche and I went dancing. She was sure she could out-dirty-dance me, even though I am better in class, so we went to a club. Well, I got up first, and I was pretty good and then Blanche got up.
Dorothy: And she was bad?
Rose: Well, I couldn't tell. I was blinded by the reflection off some gold chains on a guy named Mick. But I think the laughter spoke for itself.

Blanche: Awkward when it comes to my body, huh? No coordination? You wanna see a body defy the laws of nature, physics and Dade County? You just hit that music, girl, and follow my lead. [Latin music] Look into my eyes.