‘Revenge o' the Nerds’
Season 5, Episode 4 - Aired October 18, 2017
Adam is excited when Erica invites him to visit her at college, until he finds out she has an ulterior motive. Meanwhile, Murray tries to block the Bev-o-lution by encouraging Beverly to get a new hair do.
Quote from Adam
Sergei: Pantry raid!
Adam: Oh, man, they have Fruit Roll-Ups and Donkey Kong cereal? My mom never buys this stuff.
Dave Kim: Dude. SpaghettiOs. Score.
Sergei: Shark Bites.
Chad Kremp: College is awesome.
Sorority Girl: Ew. There are high school nerds in the pantry.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Oh, I'm not gonna casserole anything for you, ever again.
Murray: That's a crazy thing to say. What's going on with you?
Beverly: I know, Murray. You tried to derail the Bevolution with a perm. You don't even like it.
Murray: It's me, Murray, your big guy. I love your perm! ... Eh, it's fine.
Quote from Barry
Barry: Everyone help Barry. My head feels like it's covered in lava.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Erica. Oh, thank God.
Sorority Girl: You know this little pantry raider?
Erica: Oh, gross. Wait, did you say pantry? Like, in a kitchen?
Adam: Help me. They called the campus cops. There's two of them coming in a golf cart. I can't handle that kind of heat.
Quote from Adam
Erica: Look, I don't want you leaving, thinking that I don't miss you.
Adam: But you don't. I don't hear from you for months, and when I finally do, it's just to trick me.
Erica: I don't ever call because it's been a disaster, dude. I can't keep up with classes, my music's going nowhere. I'm on my own, and I just can't keep up.
Adam: No. You're not on your own. You got me.
Dave Kim: And me.
Adam: Timing, Dave Kim!
Quote from Adam
Adam: What I mean is, maybe I can still help. That party was my last shot at getting on track at college.
Erica: It's over.
Adam: No. I refuse to believe that. And I refuse to believe all those college movies lied.
Chad Kremp: But we all agreed they did like 30 seconds ago.
Adam: No, Chad Kremp. To you, I say no.
Chad Kremp: Okay, okay. We're all on the same team here.
Adam: I'm tired of you tearing us down, Chad Kremp. Not this time.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Here. I got you something.
Beverly: Not interested.
Murray: Just open it.
Beverly: What is this?
Murray: Business cards.
Beverly: But I don't even know what I'm gonna do yet.
Murray: But you will. And when you do, you're gonna be amazing at it.
Quote from Barry
Carla: Everyone, look. And laugh. They gave each other home perms like losers.
Johnny Atkins: You look like a bunch of Q-tips farted out a Slinky.
Andy: We've made a terrible mistake.
Barry: Thank God those chemicals don't work on my awesome hair. [Barry rubs his hair and a clump sticks to his hand] Oh, no.