Dave Kim Quote #129
Quote from Dave Kim in Amadoofus
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Just like that, I used the ultimate weapon to destroy Dave Kim... Dave Kim.
Adam: Hilarious! If I weren't too busy typing, I'd be laughing. [time lapse] I just hope there's more. [keyboard clacking]
Dave Kim: Yes, more! Much more! All the precious words! [time lapse] I'm envisioning a comedic nightmare where Silly Larry's butt grows to the size of a beach ball.
Adam: You'll need a special pair of pants. I'll go get my mom's sewing machine. [time lapse] [sewing machine whirrs]
Barry: Ugh. Dave Kim. This is a terrible dream.
Adam: Shh! Let the genius work.
Dave Kim: Perfect! I'm perfect!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Amadoofus’ Quotes
Quote from Geoff
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, the Oscars crowned the best dramatic films of the time. Nothing could beat a heart-wrenching story, masterful direction, or a powerful performance. My family, however, didn't think so.
Barry: Places in the Heart. Who cares about a lady saving a farm? Sally Field needs to stick to being the Bandit's main squeeze.
Geoff: The Bandit was clearly a criminal. Smokey's the star, in my book.
Erica: And that's why he's the fun husband.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Splash should've swept everything. It taught the important lesson that fish can talk and love!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: What I want to know is, where are all the great mother-son movies? And mother-daughter movies.
Erica: No need to include me in whatever cuckoo bananas you're about to share.
Beverly: A mom and her Schmoo rescue an ark from the nazis. She and her squish go top-gunning. A mama and her three poopies hunt down a killer shark. These movies write themselves.
Adam: Because no one else is going to.