Beverly Quote #1633
Quote from Beverly in Rhinestones and Roses
Jane Bales: So, will I see you all tonight at Rhinestones and Roses?
Beverly: Hold up! You guys go line dancing together?
Linda Schwartz: Well, we invited you.
Essie Karp: But you said you were, you know, too tired from being a grandma.
Beverly: I said that?
Virginia Kremp: Your exact words were, "I'm tired. Being a grandma makes me tired. I'm a tired grandma." Well, when you put as much effort into it as I do, it can be tiring because I am not just a good grandma...
Jane Bales: Oh, God, please say it.
Beverly: I am a great grandma.
Jane Bales: [gasps] There it is. Yes, you are a great, great grandma.
Beverly: Damn it! So much unfortunate word play.
Jane Bales: This has honestly been too perfect. So, good luck with your grays, Granny. I'm gonna get out of Frank's way because God knows he's got his work cut out for him. [chuckles] Bye!
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‘Rhinestones and Roses’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Andy: In fact, I was thinking, we should all have cowboy names. And then at the honky-tonk, that's what we use to talk to each other.
Barry: That's perfect.
Andy: Great! Okay. 'Cause I already got my name... Bronco.
Barry: I'll be Bronco.
Andy: Wait, what?
Naked Rob: I'm feeling like a Tex. It's my very first thought, but I also don't care, 'cause I freakin' love it.
Barry: You got it, Tex.
Naked Rob: Thank you kindly, Bronco.
Andy: Wait, that's my name.
Matt: What about Colt for me?
Barry: It's settled. You're Colt, Naked Rob is Tex, Barry is Bronco, and Andy is Half-Pint.
Andy: Half-Pint? What does that have to do with anything country?
Quote from Geoff
Beverly: Wait, you guys are going out?
Erica: Remember? You're babysitting? We have Lou's dumb eye man award ceremony.
Geoff: He's being honored by the Professional Ophthalmologists of Philadelphia. Yes, the acronym is POOP, and, no, I don't know why they don't change it.
Barry: So Lou's winning a...?
Geoff: You know it's a Poopie.
Barry: And how would you phrase it if he won?
Geoff: [sighs] My dad brought home the Poopie.
Barry: Yeah, worth it.
Quote from Erica
Beverly: Erica, recent events have caused me to realize that country music is incredibly simple to write and perform.
Erica: That's not even remotely true.
Beverly: Well, I've written a song and I want you to record it, vaulting us both to stardom as a mother-daughter country duo. Give it a whirl.
Erica: I can whirl it into the nearest trash can.
Beverly: I'll finish folding all of Muriel's laundry.
Erica: Ladies and gentlemen, "Bubbe's Waltz." [chuckles] [strumming guitar] ♪ Drove her wagon down to the farm ♪ ♪ Had a cold beer with some hot shrimp parm ♪ ♪ She wears a sweater and bedazzled boots ♪ ♪ She gives nom-noms to her schmoopie-poops ♪ ♪ She's a bubbe baby with a golden mane ♪ ♪ She's a bubbe baby with looks and brains ♪ ♪ She's a bubbe baby with looks and brains ♪
Beverly: What do you think?
Erica: I think I'm an incredible singer, and I still can't make this work.