Geoff Quote #376
Quote from Geoff in If You Build It
Adam: How did you survive sleeping in the same room as Barry?
Geoff: Testing. Well, first of all, good morning. Pleasantries set the mood for the day. And with Barry, there's really only one way to stop him. You got to fight fire with fire.
Adam: But you're the nice guy. I can't imagine you fighting fire at all.
Geoff: Just know, when pushed, I'm capable of anything. Anything. Hey, check out this sweet baby monitor. [chuckles] Test, test. [echoes] I'm saying words over here and they're coming out over here!
Adam: That's it! I'm gonna Field of Dreams Barry with your dumb baby walkie-talkies!
Geoff: Your words make no sense, but I'm glad I could help. [grabs Adam by the arm] You break those, we got a problem. Capisce?
Adam: [laughs] And Barry fell for that?
Geoff: [cheerily] He did, yeah.
Adam: These are mine now.
Geoff: Okay.
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Quote from Beverly
Geoff: Choo-choo! Baby gift train heading to Closet Station.
Beverly: You can turn that engine into a caboose, 'cause this closet is full of hundreds of Grammy-Baby matching jammies.
Geoff: Um.
Erica: One set seems like too many, but, okay, we'll just use the hall closet.
Beverly: No! No! No, no, no! Not the closet! Not... Not the hall closet!
Erica: Mom, let me just open the door.
Beverly: I said no.
Bill Lewis: [enters] I got your message, Bevy, so I came over to lend a hand... [closet door opens] My God, it's like a shrine to the Mur-man.
Geoff: Whoa. There's like ten yellow ones. I always thought it was just the one.
Bill Lewis: They hid so many mustard stains.
Virginia Kremp: The label just says "Shirt." And the size is, uh, "Man."
Beverly: Okay, fine! You all know my little secret! I've saved my husband's stain-and-wrinkle-resistant shirts. Are you happy?
Erica: Mom, I know it's tough, but while we're cleaning, maybe you should do some cleaning of your own?
Beverly: Look, I meant to go through all of his things, but... ...I just couldn't bring myself to do it. Maybe it's time. Let's go get some boxes.
Quote from Matt
Adult Adam: [v.o.] My plan to Field of Dreams Barry was in full swing, and I had hit it out of the park.
Naked Rob: What's the plan here, Big Tasty?
Andy: Yeah, why'd you ask me to bring my can-do attitude and "enough money for three days"?
Matt: Am I gonna be in the sun long? My milky fair skin looks flawless, but that's only because I stay vigilant.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Virginia Kremp: Surprise! It's a new Laura Ashley recliner!
Bill Lewis: It's a real beauty. Test drove it myself. Bill Lewis certified! Huh? [laughs]
Beverly: You get that piece of [bleep] out of my house, you [bleep] monsters!
Bill Lewis: I told you to get it in blue. My name is on the line here.
Virginia Kremp: Okay. Well, we thought because you gave away Murray's chair...
Beverly: My husband's chair had a name, Ginzy. Mr. Chair!
Bill Lewis: I was there when he named it. He had no passion for creativity.