Beverly Quote #1583
Quote from Beverly in Adam Graduates!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was a waking nightmare. Graduation day was almost here, and my mom was still treating me like I was a baby.
Beverly: This is your captain speaking. I have a Pancake Airlines flight yumming in for a landing.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And from there, believe it or not, it only got worse. Look what I found!
Adam: A painful memory from my childhood?
Beverly: Fun story... I was up in the attic just rooting through all the dozens of boxes of your childhood clothes with my headlamp on, and I just stumbled across it.
Adam: That is fun, if "fun" means totally and disturbingly insane.
Beverly: Oh, I knew you'd be excited, too. Wanna try it on?
Adam: Not even a little, which is what that is, because, again, I wore it as a child.
Beverly: Well, I'm gonna let it out a little bit to accommodate your beautifully developing man body.
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Quote from Barry
Barry: [laughs] To think if I hadn't stopped to load up on groceries, I would've missed this incredibly awesome moment.
Adam: Why are you here again?
Barry: Picking up toilet paper, cereal, string cheese, a variety of juice boxes. You want me to go to the market like an animal? They want money for that stuff!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You can all relax. I know tomorrow is a big day in the history of me, but I'm gonna be fine. Plus, I've got my job as Quaker Warden to distract me.
Adam: Even though it's largely ceremonial?
Beverly: I am also a woman of many hobbies, like tennis, bedazzling, and cheesing meats.
Barry: Those will fill a minute or two, but there's, like, eight waking hours in a day.
Beverly: You sleep way too much, Barry.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Done. Check it. "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Schneider, thank you for the set of Egyptian cotton sheets. We will think of you every time we climb into bed together."
Erica: Roll it back in your head, babe.
Geoff: Oh, no, I'm an unintentionally naughty boy.
Erica: While you're at it, you might want to take another crack at the one for the Rosens about the espresso machine and how much fun we'll have grinding every morning?
Geoff: Aw.