Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was a waking nightmare. Graduation day was almost here, and my mom was still treating me like I was a baby.
Beverly: This is your captain speaking. I have a Pancake Airlines flight yumming in for a landing.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And from there, believe it or not, it only got worse. Look what I found!
Adam: A painful memory from my childhood?
Beverly: Fun story... I was up in the attic just rooting through all the dozens of boxes of your childhood clothes with my headlamp on, and I just stumbled across it.
Adam: That is fun, if "fun" means totally and disturbingly insane.
Beverly: Oh, I knew you'd be excited, too. Wanna try it on?
Adam: Not even a little, which is what that is, because, again, I wore it as a child.
Beverly: Well, I'm gonna let it out a little bit to accommodate your beautifully developing man body.