Geoff Quote #366

Quote from Geoff in Adam Graduates!

Geoff: Done. Check it. "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Schneider, thank you for the set of Egyptian cotton sheets. We will think of you every time we climb into bed together."
Erica: Roll it back in your head, babe.
Geoff: Oh, no, I'm an unintentionally naughty boy.
Erica: While you're at it, you might want to take another crack at the one for the Rosens about the espresso machine and how much fun we'll have grinding every morning?
Geoff: Aw.


 ‘Adam Graduates!’ Quotes

Quote from Geoff

Geoff: Surprise! You're all packed.
Erica: Wow, look at you. Ready to get rid of me.
Geoff: No, but I bet you'll never guess where all your underwear is.
Erica: Is it stuffed in my shoes?
Geoff: Yeah, it's the patented Schwartz space saver. And don't forget to layer up, because Europe has seven different climates.

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: You can all relax. I know tomorrow is a big day in the history of me, but I'm gonna be fine. Plus, I've got my job as Quaker Warden to distract me.
Adam: Even though it's largely ceremonial?
Beverly: I am also a woman of many hobbies, like tennis, bedazzling, and cheesing meats.
Barry: Those will fill a minute or two, but there's, like, eight waking hours in a day.
Beverly: You sleep way too much, Barry.

Quote from Barry

Barry: [laughs] To think if I hadn't stopped to load up on groceries, I would've missed this incredibly awesome moment.
Adam: Why are you here again?
Barry: Picking up toilet paper, cereal, string cheese, a variety of juice boxes. You want me to go to the market like an animal? They want money for that stuff!