Erica Quote #1438

Quote from Erica in Adam Graduates!

Geoff: I thought I was doing what you wanted.
Erica: You are... always, and I've had enough.
Geoff: I'm sorry, I guess?
Erica: Well, you shouldn't be. Every time you open your mouth, something nice spills out and you make me feel like the luckiest girl in the world.
Geoff: I can do better.
Erica: You can't, you sweet son of a bitch. You're literally perfect.
Geoff: I don't have to be. I can change. I can be the bad man you want.
Erica: You say that, but you don't mean it.
Geoff: Just let me try.

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Quote from Barry

Barry: [laughs] To think if I hadn't stopped to load up on groceries, I would've missed this incredibly awesome moment.
Adam: Why are you here again?
Barry: Picking up toilet paper, cereal, string cheese, a variety of juice boxes. You want me to go to the market like an animal? They want money for that stuff!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: You can all relax. I know tomorrow is a big day in the history of me, but I'm gonna be fine. Plus, I've got my job as Quaker Warden to distract me.
Adam: Even though it's largely ceremonial?
Beverly: I am also a woman of many hobbies, like tennis, bedazzling, and cheesing meats.
Barry: Those will fill a minute or two, but there's, like, eight waking hours in a day.
Beverly: You sleep way too much, Barry.

Quote from Geoff

Geoff: Done. Check it. "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Schneider, thank you for the set of Egyptian cotton sheets. We will think of you every time we climb into bed together."
Erica: Roll it back in your head, babe.
Geoff: Oh, no, I'm an unintentionally naughty boy.
Erica: While you're at it, you might want to take another crack at the one for the Rosens about the espresso machine and how much fun we'll have grinding every morning?
Geoff: Aw.