Barry Quote #1379
Quote from Barry in You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And when that didn't work, Joanne had to resort to the final "P"... public humiliation.
Joanne: Whoa! [laughter] Well, this is embarrassing. But also hilarious. Now you can laugh at me and recognize that sometimes things in life are funny.
Barry: I don't see why it's funny to waste all that Hawaiian Punch. Island people worked hard to squeeze tropical sunshine into every drop.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times’ Quotes
Quote from Murray
Beverly: You will never guess who I just saw during my power walk/power sit and eat Sbarro at the mall.
Murray: Tip O'Neill?
Beverly: No.
Murray: Mr. Belvedere?
Beverly: TV character.
Murray: Quick Draw McGraw?
Beverly: Cartoon.
Murray: Waldenbooks?
Beverly: That is a store.
Quote from Adam
Adam: You guys said you'd eat some popcorn if I got the big tub. And now my delicate tummy is upset with all of you.
Brea: We told you not to get it.
Adam: It's only 50 cents more for the rodeo barrel.
Barry: Wait. Adam hasn't praised the movie yet. Why aren't you still clapping and/or demanding to see it again?
Adam: Yeah, it was neat.
Barry: "Neat" is something you say after uncomfortably watching your little brother's performance in The King and I.
Adam: How dare you? One critic said my performance was so inappropriate he couldn't look away.
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Okay, despite my better judgment, we're doing a sequel.
Barry: All right, where's my Bond girl?
Adam: She's sitting this one out for obvious reasons. But I did find you a new Bond girl that I think you'll have a real connection with.
Barry: What? Who? [spy movie music plays]
Beverly: [enters] Why, Mr. Bond, you look surprised to see me.
Adam: Introducing Mommy Galore.
Beverly: I'm a moon scientist.
Barry: No. I am not gonna wrestle on the rim of a volcano with her.
Beverly: But I have a license to snuggy.
Barry: [groans] Here she goes. [groans]
Beverly: He loves them. She really is the greatest villain of all time. [smooching]
Barry: Stop, stop. Cut.