Murray Quote #1020

Quote from Murray in You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times

Beverly: You will never guess who I just saw during my power walk/power sit and eat Sbarro at the mall.
Murray: Tip O'Neill?
Beverly: No.
Murray: Mr. Belvedere?
Beverly: TV character.
Murray: Quick Draw McGraw?
Beverly: Cartoon.
Murray: Waldenbooks?
Beverly: That is a store.


 ‘You Only Die Once, or Twice, But Never Three Times’ Quotes

Quote from Barry

Adult Adam: [v.o.] And when that didn't work, Joanne had to resort to the final "P"... public humiliation.
Joanne: Whoa! [laughter] Well, this is embarrassing. But also hilarious. Now you can laugh at me and recognize that sometimes things in life are funny.
Barry: I don't see why it's funny to waste all that Hawaiian Punch. Island people worked hard to squeeze tropical sunshine into every drop.

Quote from Adam

Adam: You guys said you'd eat some popcorn if I got the big tub. And now my delicate tummy is upset with all of you.
Brea: We told you not to get it.
Adam: It's only 50 cents more for the rodeo barrel.
Barry: Wait. Adam hasn't praised the movie yet. Why aren't you still clapping and/or demanding to see it again?
Adam: Yeah, it was neat.
Barry: "Neat" is something you say after uncomfortably watching your little brother's performance in The King and I.
Adam: How dare you? One critic said my performance was so inappropriate he couldn't look away.

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Okay, despite my better judgment, we're doing a sequel.
Barry: All right, where's my Bond girl?
Adam: She's sitting this one out for obvious reasons. But I did find you a new Bond girl that I think you'll have a real connection with.
Barry: What? Who? [spy movie music plays]
Beverly: [enters] Why, Mr. Bond, you look surprised to see me.
Adam: Introducing Mommy Galore.
Beverly: I'm a moon scientist.
Barry: No. I am not gonna wrestle on the rim of a volcano with her.
Beverly: But I have a license to snuggy.
Barry: [groans] Here she goes. [groans]
Beverly: He loves them. She really is the greatest villain of all time. [smooching]
Barry: Stop, stop. Cut.