Murray Quote #1000
Quote from Murray in The William Penn Years
Jane Bales: You know, usually, during open houses, the homeowner isn't around, and yet, uh-huh, here you are.
Murray: Work around me.
Jane Bales: Hi, welcome! Come on in!
Woman: Thanks. [laughs] So much character.
Jane Bales: Mm-hmm.
Woman: Banister's a little wonky, though.
Jane Bales: You'll definitely want to replace that with maybe something tasteful and not gross, but the house has good bones. Just terrible skin and teeth and furniture and room flow.
Woman: Ugh. And the carpet.
Jane Bales: Oh, yeah. It's from a crime scene. Let's pop into the kitchen and see what else we can rip the ass out of.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Turns out that one open house did make a sale... To my dad.
Beverly: [enters] Whoo-hoo! Old man Wofsy took the bait. 10% over asking in cash! (grunts] Look out, block! The Goldbergs are upsizing! We're moving!
Murray: No, we're not.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The William Penn Years’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Adam: The Wonder Years is the best. Who doesn't love a kid looking back at his formative years with... I'm just gonna say it... Wonder?
Brea: Except I don't buy Kevin and Winnie. It's like, why is she with him?
Adam: What? He's a loveable every-boy with timeless and deceptive charm.
Brea: Ehh. He's short and has a weird voice. Plus, he's got that really annoying best friend.
Dave Kim: Paul's the breakout character. If anyone's annoying, it's the older brother.
Barry: Wayne rules. I like the way he doesn't think anything through.
Erica: I'm a fan of the older sister. Why don't they give her more stories?
Quote from Mr. Glascott
Jane Bales: Are you in the market for a new home? [hands Mr. Glascott a flyer]
Mr. Glascott: Oh, I wish. I'm your classic lookie-loo. [Jane takes the flyer back] I'm currently living above a Bengali restaurant. The intense spices permeate my bedroom, causing a rare condition called "curry eye."
Jane Bales: Ugh. Now I know things about you.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Murray, I don't get it. You wanted that house, too.
Murray: I did. Until that mean lady realtor wanted to replace the banister.
Beverly: So? It is wobbly.
Murray: Really? Tear down the banister where little moron Barry got his head stuck? No, thank you.
Beverly: You remember that?
Murray: Of course I remember that. I remember everything. That stain in the carpet that they want to pull out, that's from Adam being an idiot. And that chip in the wall that they want to replace, that's from Erica's stupid head.
Beverly: Oh, Murray.
Murray: No media room is worth losing all of that. This is our broken-down, busted-up house. It's perfect.