Bill Lewis Quote #73
Quote from Bill Lewis in Quaker Warden
Adult Adam: [v.o.] As the clock was ticking, it was time for my dad's plan to use Bill as a fake customer.
Bill Lewis: Hello, strange furniture men. I'm interested in purchasing a couch, and I don't know anyone that works in this store.
Formica Mike: I got this, Mur. Sir, you're gonna buy this beauty.
Bill Lewis: But that couch is dumb, and I hate it. Who'd want to sit on a mouth?
Formica Mike: Are you familiar with television bad boy Richard Grieco?
Bill Lewis: Grieco's got a mouth couch?
Formica Mike: He does.
Bill Lewis: I'm suddenly intrigued.
Murray: Are you sure? I'd think about that.
Bill Lewis: Scratch that. I have no interest in how 21 Jump Street's Officer Booker spends his lazy afternoons.
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‘Quaker Warden’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Welcome to Revenge 101, a master class in destroying your enemies.
Murray: This is already the greatest regret of my life.
Barry: All comments will be taken after the presentation.
Murray: Just get to it.
Barry: Lesson 1... get BUFF.
Bill Lewis: But that would take a lifetime of diet and exercise and a zest for life that your father clearly doesn't have.
Murray: Yeah, yeah, yeah, what he said.
Barry: No, the "B" is for "Bother."
Erica: Sure, teach what you know.
Barry: The "U" is for "Undermine." You need to spread gossip, gossip, gossip, gossip.
Bill Lewis: Is he a genius or a halfwit? I can't tell.
Barry: "F" is for "Fibbing." A gentle lie can work wonders.
Murray: Get to the last "F" so I can go back up to my chair.
Barry: And the final "F," of course, is for "F.L.O.R.F."
Bill Lewis: Sakes alive! Is that an acronym within an acronym?
Barry: Please, I don't even know what an acronym is.
Quote from Dave Kim
Dave Kim: And how can a turtleneck be too risqué? I haven't seen my own neck in years!
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, my mom was at school as much as I was. She berated our principal, terrified our teachers, and embarrassed us with endless pop-ins. But I was finally a senior, which meant our time at William Penn was winding down... or so I thought.
Adam: Welp, this is my stop. A fine day to you, madame.
Beverly: Not so fast, mister. You have to pay the full fare. Beep boopity boop. Okay, that'll be three butterfly kisses and a head sniff.
Adam: You know what? Have at it.
Beverly: What? You never let me just have my way with your neck meat.
Adam: There's only 68 more drop-offs till I'm out of this place, so I figure, why fight it anymore?
Beverly: Well, a win's a win. Now, bring that luscious noggin over to Mama. What the hell?!