Adult Adam: [v.o.] As the clock was ticking, it was time for my dad's plan to use Bill as a fake customer.
Bill Lewis: Hello, strange furniture men. I'm interested in purchasing a couch, and I don't know anyone that works in this store.
Formica Mike: I got this, Mur. Sir, you're gonna buy this beauty.
Bill Lewis: But that couch is dumb, and I hate it. Who'd want to sit on a mouth?
Formica Mike: Are you familiar with television bad boy Richard Grieco?
Bill Lewis: Grieco's got a mouth couch?
Formica Mike: He does.
Bill Lewis: I'm suddenly intrigued.
Murray: Are you sure? I'd think about that.
Bill Lewis: Scratch that. I have no interest in how 21 Jump Street's Officer Booker spends his lazy afternoons.