Adam Quote #985
Adam: [v.o. on tape] Long, long ago, robots were owned by man as servants. They were butlers like in Rocky IV or overtaxed laborers like KITT from Knight Rider. But like Johnny in Short Circuit, they soon came alive and demanded rights. This is their story. [majestic music plays]
Mr. Glascott: Wow, such a long and deeply cumbersome title. Is it science fiction?
Adam: It's a combo platter of all my favorite movies with robots in them, but a hidden message about race.
Mr. Glascott: I'm a rom-com guy myself, but I'll give it a whirl.
Beverly: Shh! Here comes my big-screen debut.
Beverly: [on tape] [gasps] Back of the space ship, you dirty hunk of metal.
Adam: [on tape] [robotically] But I'm tired from all the dangerous work you make me do in the Jupiter mines, and would like to sit up front.
Beverly: [on tape] As long as I am the President of the Galaxy, that will never happen.
Mr. Glascott: So the president is a bus driver?
Adam: Space bus driver.
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Quote from Barry
Barry: Geoff, you've inspired me to be a better man.
Geoff: Aww, Bar. Are you giving some of your stuff to charity?
Barry: Nope, I'm giving some of your stuff back.
Geoff: My missing Jordans? I cried when I couldn't find these!
Barry: So hard. But they're back now, and they smell like my feet.
Geoff: My toothbrush? My pajamas? A photo of my Nana?
Barry: [chuckles] I like her face.
Geoff: My prescription swim goggles?
Barry: Yeah, those gave me a headache in the shower. But the good news is, I learned my lesson and I will never permanently borrow anything from you again. Later, Schwartz.
[When Barry turns around, he is wearing a jersey with the name "G. Schwartz 13" on the back]
Geoff: Oh, come on!
Quote from Murray
Murray: You never leave a note! Ever! No note!
Erica: See, Geoff? It all worked out.
Geoff: Not for the guy with the dented car.
Murray: Follow our Golden Rule... "Do unto others or they'll do unto you."
Geoff: That's not the Golden Rule.
Erica: He didn't say the Golden Rule. He said our Golden Rule. Words matter, Geoff.
Barry: I thought it was "Do unto others before they do unto you."
Erica: That's good too.
Quote from Barry
Erica: I'm in. I had pizza for lunch, but I'll just fold it over and say it's a calzone.
Barry: And I'll take Hawaiian. Those island people wear flip-flops to the office. They know how to live.
Erica: Pineapple? Who puts fruit on a pizza?
Barry: This guy! There's literally nothing I won't eat if it's on top of sauce, cheese, and dough.
Murray: What about sardines?
Barry: Those salty little guppies? Stack 'em up.
Erica: Yogurt?
Barry: It'll just make it healthier.
Beverly: Franks n' beans?
Barry: It's called campfire pizza. Reminds me of summer.