Erica Quote #507
Quote from Erica in Island Time
Erica: Excuse me? Um, are we at the right hotel? Moccasins: Camaica?
Lon MacDowell: Welcome! That smell is not the ocean! [chuckles]
Erica: But it doesn't look like the pictures in the brochure.
Lon MacDowell: Well, that's because those were architectural renderings, which we ignored.
Ren: It's fine. Could you please just show us to our... Oh, God! Is that a snake?!
Lon MacDowell: Probably. This hotel's named Moccasins because of all the water moccasins.
Geoff: I thought it was named for the comfy shoe?
Lon MacDowell: Nope. Anyway, there is a complimentary machete in every room.
Erica: I'm gonna be sick.
Geoff: Come on, Erica. It's... It's rustic and cute and damp and something just dripped in my mouth!
Erica: [gags] No, I'm literally gonna be sick.
Geoff: Oh, I told her not to have the shrimp cocktail on that discount airline!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Island Time’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Mr. Perott: Adam, these scores are not so hot. I thought nerds were good at math.
Adam: I'm more of a geek. W‐ We're still social and physical klutzes with quirky personalities, but we have intense passions for fringe interests.
Mr. Perott: And what's a dweeb?
Adam: Look, it's a rich continuum of discomfort, but what should I do about my test scores?
Quote from Murray
Beverly: So?
Murray: Why have we never been to Portugal?
Beverly: Who gives a crap about Portugal? How'd it go with Adam's guidance counselor?
Murray: I think Adam's gonna spend about a year figuring it out.
Beverly: What?! No, you were supposed to be the bad cop!
Murray: You know, I've never been barefoot on anything but tile. Tile, Bevy! It's no way to live!
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Inside this envelope is my PSAT scores.
Beverly: The warm‐up test before the real test. Oh! The stakes have never been higher.
Pops: That sounds wrong, but sure.
Beverly: What's in this envelope could guarantee a full ride to an ivy or shame you into a state school, where your friends will be dentists, newspaper writers, and, God forbid, teachers.