Erica: Excuse me? Um, are we at the right hotel? Moccasins: Camaica?
Lon MacDowell: Welcome! That smell is not the ocean! [chuckles]
Erica: But it doesn't look like the pictures in the brochure.
Lon MacDowell: Well, that's because those were architectural renderings, which we ignored.
Ren: It's fine. Could you please just show us to our... Oh, God! Is that a snake?!
Lon MacDowell: Probably. This hotel's named Moccasins because of all the water moccasins.
Geoff: I thought it was named for the comfy shoe?
Lon MacDowell: Nope. Anyway, there is a complimentary machete in every room.
Erica: I'm gonna be sick.
Geoff: Come on, Erica. It's... It's rustic and cute and damp and something just dripped in my mouth!
Erica: [gags] No, I'm literally gonna be sick.
Geoff: Oh, I told her not to have the shrimp cocktail on that discount airline!