Adam Quote #834
Quote from Adam in Game Night
Mr. Perott: Here's some advice... Right after you graduate, take a couple years and bike right across Africa. See where this mixed-up world got started.
Adam: I can't hear a single word you're saying because I'm positive you're gonna lop off your thumb.
Mr. Perott: What's that? This silly thing?
Adam: Haw! [exhales sharply] That was so terrifyingly masculine, sir.
Mr. Perott: Sure. So, what are we thinking here? College? Trade school? The Army?
Adam: You probably can't tell, but I'm a...
Mr. Perott: Hardcore nerd?
Adam: Whoa! You can't call me that.
Mr. Perott: I can. Because I was one, too.
Adam: That's you? You're so...
Mr. Perott: Scrawny, zitty, pasty?
Adam: Exactly. How is this kid you?
Mr. Perott: Well, I got a haircut, I slapped on some acne cream, and then I hit the gym. But that's only part of it, Adam.
Adam: I need to know. Tell me everything.
Mr. Perott: Okay.
Adam: You're just gonna do it?
Mr. Perott: Why not? I mean, I already told three students to bike across Africa this morning. I can phone it in for the rest of the day.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Game Night’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: [o.s.] Hey, I heard a new song on the radio by that man with the tushie... Uh, Bert Springbean? So, I went to Sam Goody, got in a fight with a man with a feather earring, and raced here with the cassingle.
Quote from Erica
Beverly: There's my schmoopaloopa. Where's your brother? He's got to hear this.
Erica: Yeah, he's indisposed.
Beverly: Hey, Barry, everything going okay in there?
Barry's voice: [from keyboard] Hi, Mom, this isn't a good time. This is Barry.
Beverly: But I haven't seen you all week. Open the door and let me hold your hand while you make poopalas.
Barry's voice: Thanks for stopping by! This is Barry.
Erica: Yeah, it's no bueno in there. Let me walk you to your car.
Barry's voice: Uh-oh! Barry did it again.
Beverly: [laughing] Oh! There you go, my big boy.
Barry's voice: This is Barry. I'm enjoying a shower.
Beverly: What? It doesn't sound like it.
Barry's voice: Testing. Erica, I don't think this is working.
Beverly: What a weird thing to say.
Erica: It really is, but he's obviously going through a lot, so let's not pull threads.
Beverly: Remind him to wash his bottom.
Quote from Pops
Adam: Pops, it's a dire romantic emergency.
Pops: Why do you think I hang out here all day buttering up bagels?