Barry Quote #983
Quote from Barry in The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook: Part 2
Barry: I'm moving out of the dorm, and into the Jenkintown Posse's Jenkintown Pad.
All: JTP's JTP!
Naked Rob: None of us were loving our living situations.
Andy: And we hang out so much together anyway.
Matt: Now, we don't have that painful goodbye at the end of each hang.
Barry: And this way, we don't have a screechy lady yelling at us to keep it down. You get it.
Erica: Sort of.
Naked Rob: And check out this sick hole.
Andy: You can see the wiring and the pipes. And there's bars on the window because these party animals have to be caged. [laughs] But seriously, no one should come and go after dark.
Matt: The floor's not level, either. Look how this bullet we found rolls. [laughter]
Barry: I think it's gonna be great.
Erica: For all of us. You know, when you're not my roommate, you're a pretty good brother.
Barry: Not too bad, yourself.
Geoff: I'm not sure this is the safest...
Erica: Shh! Look how happy they are.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Beverly Goldberg Cookbook: Part 2’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, America got in shape, and that meant getting fit and eating right. So every chef started becoming health-conscious, except Chef Beverly Goldberg.
Beverly: For my growing schmoopaloo, my famous lasagna burger bomb.
Adam: Wow! I can't believe no one's ever thought to use lasagna as a bun before.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] She was always inventing new caloric cuisine.
Beverly: For Pops, my triple-meat ziti surprise.
Pops: And the surprise is, the lamb really brings out the beef and chicken.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] But that was nothing compared to what she made my dad.
Beverly: And for my handsome man of the house, salad made just the way you like it... A deli tray of cold cuts and cheeses, zero veggies, served in a bowl of buttermilk ranch.
Murray: You see? Salads don't have to be boring.
Adam: That is, by definition, not a salad. Words have meaning!
Quote from Erica
Erica: Cheggit. My mom sent me one of her famous honey salt pies.
Geoff: Ooh, smells delish. Let me rip into a slice.
Erica: It's funny that you say "rip," because this recipe actually comes from my great-great-uncle Harold. Every limb of his body was ripped off by an amateur circus bear.
Geoff: Oh, my God, what?
Erica: Yeah, but don't worry. The bear didn't kill him. He just left him as a stump and a head.
Geoff: And that's good?
Erica: Well, not for what comes next. He was on top of a hill, and lost control of his crude homemade body wagon, and he was thrown 100 feet into a nearby river, and bobbed for six miles. Luckily, another bear came and finished him off.
Geoff: Two bears? That's the most horrible thing I've ever heard!
Erica: Yeah, it's not great. But bears like honey, so grab yourself a fork.
Quote from Pops
Pops: Bevy, who was that?
Beverly: Destiny.
Pops: How the hell did she get this number?