Adam Quote #738

Quote from Adam in Mom Trumps Willow

Adam: I kind of went to the mat on this "Willow" thing with my mom.
Dave Kim: How so?
Adam: Well, she said, "No 'Willow'." And then I got very emotional, cause, you know, "Willow." So I said, "Yes 'Willow'," and then she said, "No 'Willow'," again, and then I said I hate her.
Dave Kim: You told your mom you hate her on Mother's Day!?
Adam: Mistakes were made, Dave Kim!
Dave Kim: But for "Willow"?
Adam: I didn't know "Willow" was "Willow" at the time.
Dave Kim: That's really not cool, bro!
Adam: I know, Dave Kim!
Dave Kim: You better make it up to your mom, bro!
Adam: [sighs] I know, Dave Kim. But I blame "Willow."

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 ‘Mom Trumps Willow’ Quotes

Quote from Dave Kim

Adam: You know, I've been thinking a lot about "Willow," and I gotta say, the movie stayed with me.
Dave Kim: Me too, bro! I mean, Val Kilmer!
Adam: Val Kilmer!
Dave Kim: That dude is awesome in everything he does. "Top Secret," "Real Genius," "Lost Boys."
Adam: Val Kilmer isn't in "Lost Boys."
Dave Kim: Of course he is. He's the vampire with the face and the fangs.
Adam: I will bet you 20 large that you are dead wrong, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: You are so on!
Adam: We'll just go to the public library, scan the microfiche, and pore over every People magazine on file. After hours of researching and cross-referencing, boom! We will have our answer!
Dave Kim: Dude, our modern world is awesome.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Boom! Barry did it! Barry got in! Everyone wants Barry!
Murray: Whoo-hoo! That makes three colleges!
Barry: But this is the one, baby! Best pre-med program on the East Coast.
Murray: The best!
Barry: Screw you, garbage safety schools Ithaca and Bucknell.
Murray: [chuckles] You're garbage. We don't need you now.

Quote from Erica

Erica: [congested] Happy Mother's Day. Sorry, but so much sinus pressure.
Beverly: Oh, no! Your cold got worse.
Adam: Aw, come on! She's clearly faking!
Beverly: Shame on you, Adam! For the past week, I have been closely monitoring Erica's cough, sniffles, sore throat, sour tummy, and uncontrollable eye twitch.
Erica: See? It does it on its own 'cause it's real.