Erica Quote #436

Quote from Erica in Mom Trumps Willow

Erica: [congested] Happy Mother's Day. Sorry, but so much sinus pressure.
Beverly: Oh, no! Your cold got worse.
Adam: Aw, come on! She's clearly faking!
Beverly: Shame on you, Adam! For the past week, I have been closely monitoring Erica's cough, sniffles, sore throat, sour tummy, and uncontrollable eye twitch.
Erica: See? It does it on its own 'cause it's real.

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 ‘Mom Trumps Willow’ Quotes

Quote from Dave Kim

Adam: You know, I've been thinking a lot about "Willow," and I gotta say, the movie stayed with me.
Dave Kim: Me too, bro! I mean, Val Kilmer!
Adam: Val Kilmer!
Dave Kim: That dude is awesome in everything he does. "Top Secret," "Real Genius," "Lost Boys."
Adam: Val Kilmer isn't in "Lost Boys."
Dave Kim: Of course he is. He's the vampire with the face and the fangs.
Adam: I will bet you 20 large that you are dead wrong, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: You are so on!
Adam: We'll just go to the public library, scan the microfiche, and pore over every People magazine on file. After hours of researching and cross-referencing, boom! We will have our answer!
Dave Kim: Dude, our modern world is awesome.

Quote from Geoff

Murray: Peanut, you did it!
Barry: How is this even happening?
Erica: Well, it was a hard year, and once my band was causing me more stress than joy, Geoff made me realize that I really needed some direction.
Geoff: All I did was get her transcripts, fill out the applications, and then cash in my Bar Mitzvah bonds to cover the fees.
Murray: I always liked this kid.

Quote from Erica

Erica: And that's how you get out of honoring your mother. That's right. For weeks, I've been planting seeds of worry. A tiny cough here, a body ache there, every day a calculated move leading to this very moment.
Adam: Bastard genius!