Erica Quote #422
Quote from Erica in Eight-bit Goldbergs
[Erica punches Adam]
Adam: Ow! All I did was come home!
Erica: How the hell could you not put me in your game?
Adam: You said if I did, you'd fix my lazy eye with punches!
Erica: That was before I knew it was gonna be popular. If you had said, "Erica, "do you want to be in my popular computer game?" I would've said, "Yeah. Whatever, maybe."
Adam: Trust me, you should be happy you're not in it.
Erica: Happy? If this game becomes the next Leisure Suit Larry, this whole family is gonna be rich and famous except for me. And I'm the one who loves money and fame. It's my thing.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Eight-bit Goldbergs’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: What the crap? That looks like a computer version of me!
Adam: Really? I don't see it.
Barry: It's says my name right there! Dude! You can't make a game about me without express written consent!
Quote from Adam
[Erica plays notes on the keyboard]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] My game was writing itself. I even got an annoying video game theme song, thanks to my aimless sister.
Erica: Wait. That's it! I got my hit song! Banana, banana Banana, banana Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. That sucks.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, the Goldbergs would become an actual computer game. But was the world ready?
Murray: Bevy! I forgot to take my shoes off, and now they're stuck! Damn it, I'm pants-trapped again!
Adam: Eh, we'll tone it down for America, make 'em more likable.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Bill Lewis: Mm. That lucky bastard! I'll tell ya, if I was an older lady, I wouldn't mind spending a little time with him.
Beverly: This is a nightmare.
Bill Lewis: Relax. I said if I was a lady.
Beverly: No. I'm talking about my dad's gambling. He just tried to borrow money from Bill, of all people.
Bill Lewis: Oh, Lord, she's right. I'm not the person you ask for money. My net worth is seven.