Barry Quote #844

Quote from Barry in There Can Only Be One Highlander Club

Barry: Stop! Stop beat boxing, JTP. I've figured out how we'll stay friends forever.
Naked Rob: Oh, God, not another plan.
Barry: Trust me. This one is so good, even Andy's future joyless nag of a wife can get behind it. I realize there's only one logical way to guarantee we see each other all the time when we're all grown up. Liberty Seats at Veterans Stadium.
Matt: Liberty what?
Barry: An elite ticket membership giving us access to not one, not two, but 300 nights of entertainment a year! These seats offer everything! The Eagles! Phillies! That sport you play on ice with the broom! Strange religious events! Local graduation ceremonies. The Kensington Dog Show. Michael Jackson, Jackson Browne, James Brown, James Taylor, and Taylor Dayne, all for the low price of 10 grand apiece.

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 ‘There Can Only Be One Highlander Club’ Quotes

Quote from Beverly

Adam: Just gimme a sec. I gotta find a blank tape so I can record "Highlander."
Beverly: Wait, I bought you that movie for your half birthday. What happened to that tape?
Adam: Uh, I kinda thought it was a piece of wood and sawed it in half?
Beverly: Schmoo, you gotta be more careful. Yesterday you lost the lunch money I gave you for square pizza day.
Adam: Forgetful me.
Beverly: And the day before that you got your underpants caught in your locker, and they got wedged way up in the crack of your little tushie.
Erica: Ew, stop. Clearly, someone's picking on the kid.

Quote from Pops

Barry: Dude, forget the crab. If Kormy's your friend, you gotta go see him.
Murray: High school friends are nice, but then life happens, and you move on.
Barry: No, the JTP will always be inseparable blood brothers that will be together forever. Pops, back me up here.
Pops: How's about we take a drive and talk about it? Maybe down to that crab place.
Barry: All right, enough with the crab!
Pops: We're going to Delaware!

Quote from Murray

Barry: How come you never see these guys anymore?
Murray: Kormy lives in Lancaster now. That's way too far.
Barry: Too far? You once drove out to Delaware just to get a crab hoagie.
Pops: That was a good hoagie.
Murray: Yeah, it had crab in it.
Pops: Dense crab.
Murray: And that bread was delicious.
Pops: I remember that trip.
Murray: Yeah. Crab.