Barry: Stop! Stop beat boxing, JTP. I've figured out how we'll stay friends forever.
Naked Rob: Oh, God, not another plan.
Barry: Trust me. This one is so good, even Andy's future joyless nag of a wife can get behind it. I realize there's only one logical way to guarantee we see each other all the time when we're all grown up. Liberty Seats at Veterans Stadium.
Matt: Liberty what?
Barry: An elite ticket membership giving us access to not one, not two, but 300 nights of entertainment a year! These seats offer everything! The Eagles! Phillies! That sport you play on ice with the broom! Strange religious events! Local graduation ceremonies. The Kensington Dog Show. Michael Jackson, Jackson Browne, James Brown, James Taylor, and Taylor Dayne, all for the low price of 10 grand apiece.