Geoff Quote #28
Quote from Geoff in The Kara-te Kid
Erica: Um, it's gonna be fine. You'll be fine. Um, maybe not fine. Life will move on.
Geoff: Erica, you told her about us?
Erica: Um, no.
Evelyn Silver: What about you guys?
Geoff: What? No! Nothing romantic is going on while you're at volleyball practice between 3:30 and 5:00.
Erica: Stop using so many specifics, Geoff!
Geoff: All I'm saying is we were definitely not damaging some wind chimes in a moment of passion.
Erica: Geoff!
Geoff: I'm so sorry! Anxiety makes me get extremely detailed.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Kara-te Kid’ Quotes
Quote from Pops
Barry: Or there's option 3: pick one of the names I've carefully crafted for you.
Adam: "Spazitron Spazzowitz." "Nads Asshattington." "Turd Smugglins."
Pops: No! Who would name their child Turd if their last name was Smugglins?! Who?!
Quote from Adam
Other Adam Goldberg: We need to talk, Adam Goldberg.
Adam: Oh, yeah, sure. What's on your mind, other Adam Goldberg?
Other Adam Goldberg: For the record, you're the other Adam Goldberg, and you're ruining my rep. Everyone thinks I wrote this hacky tripe.
Adam: It's supposed to say "Adam F." It's a simple mistake, really. It's like that time the nurse gave you my inhaler, even though you don't have a problem with ragweed.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: We're totally the Zabkas.
Erica: Okay, what is happening?
Geoff: I just watched every Zabka movie. "Karate Kid", Zabka snap-kicks Daniel, who was just handing Ali back her radio. "Back to School", Zabka punches Rodney Dangerfield. He punches an old man in the face. "Just One of the Guys", Zabka throws a girl in the ocean. She was just trying to succeed as a photographer.
Erica: Hey! Terry lied to everybody about who she was, until she told him the truth with her boobs.
Geoff: I'm Geoff Schwartz, man. I can't be the Zabka. I'm the sweet, lovable, girl-next-door type. I'm the Elisabeth Shue.