Geoff: We're totally the Zabkas.
Erica: Okay, what is happening?
Geoff: I just watched every Zabka movie. "Karate Kid", Zabka snap-kicks Daniel, who was just handing Ali back her radio. "Back to School", Zabka punches Rodney Dangerfield. He punches an old man in the face. "Just One of the Guys", Zabka throws a girl in the ocean. She was just trying to succeed as a photographer.
Erica: Hey! Terry lied to everybody about who she was, until she told him the truth with her boobs.
Geoff: I'm Geoff Schwartz, man. I can't be the Zabka. I'm the sweet, lovable, girl-next-door type. I'm the Elisabeth Shue.