Other Adam Goldberg: We need to talk, Adam Goldberg.
Adam: Oh, yeah, sure. What's on your mind, other Adam Goldberg?
Other Adam Goldberg: For the record, you're the other Adam Goldberg, and you're ruining my rep. Everyone thinks I wrote this hacky tripe.
Adam: It's supposed to say "Adam F." It's a simple mistake, really. It's like that time the nurse gave you my inhaler, even though you don't have a problem with ragweed.