Beverly Quote #478

Quote from Beverly in Weird Al

Adam: Mom, I have the single-greatest news on the planet.
Beverly: You have that terrible disease that makes you stop growing, and you're gonna stay my little Schmoopie forever.
Adam: No. Weird Al is playing at the Mann music center.
Beverly: And you want to take your mama as your date. Aww.
Adam: Stop hearing what you want and listen. He has two shows this week, and Dana's in town visiting her grandma. I'll surprise her with tickets!
Beverly: While I find his Hawaiian shirts festive. You're much too young to go to a family-friendly comedy show unsupervised.

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 ‘Weird Al’ Quotes

Quote from Pops

Pops: The good news is Adam will be all yours soon enough.
Beverly: What do you mean?
Pops: Look at how they're playing "Super Immigrant Plumbers." Their thumbs are in it, but their hearts aren't.
Beverly: No way. Adam and Dana are as solid as ever.
Pops: Did you see them Pogo Ball? That's a sport for lovers, and they were just going through the motions.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Fellas, I've recently become a fully licensed and bonded medical psychiatrist, so if any of you want to work through your personal issues, this is your safe space.
Andy: I really miss my grandpa.
Barry: You're short, be taller. Boom. Next!
Geoff: There's this girl I like, but she won't give me the time of day.
Barry: Well, that's 'cause you suck at nunchucks, Bro. The fastest way to a girl's heart is some sweet 'chuckin'. Boom. Next!
Naked Rob: I feel like my father doesn't respect me.
Barry: So be less boring. Boom! Next!

Quote from Beverly

Dana: Hi, Mrs. Goldberg.
Beverly: Dana.
Dana: I brought you some coffee beans from Seattle.
Beverly: Aww. That is so thoughtful for someone who drinks coffee. I don't. I'm a tea drinker. You've known me for two years, but thanks for the partial gift, Dana. That's very sweet. Adam, Dana brought me a bag of beans!