Adam: Mom, I have the single-greatest news on the planet.
Beverly: You have that terrible disease that makes you stop growing, and you're gonna stay my little Schmoopie forever.
Adam: No. Weird Al is playing at the Mann music center.
Beverly: And you want to take your mama as your date. Aww.
Adam: Stop hearing what you want and listen. He has two shows this week, and Dana's in town visiting her grandma. I'll surprise her with tickets!
Beverly: While I find his Hawaiian shirts festive. You're much too young to go to a family-friendly comedy show unsupervised.