Pops Quote #180
Pops: The good news is Adam will be all yours soon enough.
Beverly: What do you mean?
Pops: Look at how they're playing "Super Immigrant Plumbers." Their thumbs are in it, but their hearts aren't.
Beverly: No way. Adam and Dana are as solid as ever.
Pops: Did you see them Pogo Ball? That's a sport for lovers, and they were just going through the motions.
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Quote from Beverly
Dana: Hi, Mrs. Goldberg.
Beverly: Dana.
Dana: I brought you some coffee beans from Seattle.
Beverly: Aww. That is so thoughtful for someone who drinks coffee. I don't. I'm a tea drinker. You've known me for two years, but thanks for the partial gift, Dana. That's very sweet. Adam, Dana brought me a bag of beans!
Quote from Barry
Barry: Fellas, I've recently become a fully licensed and bonded medical psychiatrist, so if any of you want to work through your personal issues, this is your safe space.
Andy: I really miss my grandpa.
Barry: You're short, be taller. Boom. Next!
Geoff: There's this girl I like, but she won't give me the time of day.
Barry: Well, that's 'cause you suck at nunchucks, Bro. The fastest way to a girl's heart is some sweet 'chuckin'. Boom. Next!
Naked Rob: I feel like my father doesn't respect me.
Barry: So be less boring. Boom! Next!
Quote from Murray
Barry: Go ahead. Pick anybody. The more depressed, the better.
Erica: Do you even know what the signs of depression actually are?
Barry: Of course! I just need you to say them so you can understand them better.
Erica: [Sighs] Fine. Number one fatigue.
Murray: Will you two stop yapping? I'm exhausted from a hard day.
Erica: Number two lethargy.
Murray: [Groaning] Oh, so far.
Erica: Number three Irritability.
Murray: I told you two morons put the remote in the side pocket!
Erica: Four persistent aches and pains.
Murray: [Groans] Oh, now I hurt my back from stretching!
Erica: Five mood swings.
Murray: Eh, "Love Boat's" on!
Erica: And finally, sudden exhaustion.
Murray: [Snoring]