Beverly Quote #239

Quote from Beverly in Family Takes Care of Beverly

Barry: Dude! You just, like, saved my life! Thank you.
Beverly: You don't have to thank me. It's my job! But according to Bushido code, you will have to re-pay me.
Barry: You know about Bushido code?
Beverly: Oh, I watched Shogun. That Richard Chamberlain - Meow.
Barry: Fine. What'd you want?
Beverly: I want snuggies.
Barry: Oh, come on!
Beverly: I want huggies, and cuddlies and smoochies.
Barry: No!
Beverly: I want 'em.
Barry: No!
Beverly: I want 'em.
Barry: I chose the warrior death instead. Put the taco back in my mouth!
Beverly: Bushido code! You have no honor.


 ‘Family Takes Care of Beverly’ Quotes

Quote from Erica

Barry: I just saved your life.
Erica: What?
Barry: According to the way of the Samurai, you're my servant until the debt is repaid.
Erica: That's not a thing.
Barry: Oh, it is. It's the Bushido code.
Erica: Well, that sounds like complete Bushido.

Quote from Pops

Murray: Rule number four: no coming in after 10 o'clock.
Pops: Ten in the morning or ten in the evening?
Murray: Why would anyone come in at ten in the morning?
Pops: Why would anyone come in at ten in the evening?

 Beverly Goldberg Quotes

Quote from The Darryl Dawkins Dance

Beverly: [beep] me sideways. I have raised some thoughtful children.

Quote from Happy Mom, Happy Life

Beverly: Somebody stole my baby. Well, not real baby, fake baby. It's a toy. Somebody stole my toy! I'm going to get attitude from my son's pretend wife. Can someone call the police? Or Toys 'r Us? I don't [beep] know any more.