Geoff Quote #166
Quote from Geoff in WrestleMania
Beverly: Thank you for coming, everyone. I've got Officer Puchinski here to give us some tips about how to deal with this crime wave and make sure that nobody gets decapitated.
Geoff: Decapitated? It's just a hole in my windshield!
Beverly: Well, that's how it starts, Geoffrey. Do you have any enemies?
Geoff: Well, the sun is no friend of mine. I freckle up fierce.
Beverly: We're not talking about your gross skin.
Beverly: We're talking about someone that might want to separate your head from your shoulders, and do God knows what with it.
Geoff: Somebody please do something!
Beverly: Officer, any leads on who might lop off Geoff's head?
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‘WrestleMania’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Officer Puchinski: But I suppose you can start with a neighborhood watch. You know, pick a captain and walk around the neighborhood.
Beverly: Well, then it's settled. [chuckles] Everyone will sleep safely tonight knowing that Captain Beverly Goldberg is your champion of peace...
Jane: I'll do it.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] It was our neighbor, Jane Bales, the one person in town who was even more Beverly Goldberg than Beverly Goldberg.
Beverly: Oh. Jane. How cute. I think, though, everybody agrees I should be captain because Beverly Goldberg gets things done.
Jane: Except the person who really gets things done is Jane Bales. [puts coffee mug down]
Beverly: [laughs] Well, she gets 'em done without a coaster [chuckling] apparently. Let me tell you how Bevy G gets things done. I'm the kinda lady who will return a bathing suit without a receipt.
Jane: Big whoop. I returned a bathing suit without a receipt after wearing it for a year. [all gasp]
Beverly: I once returned just an elastic waistband to a store I didn't even buy it from because that is what kinda nightmare I am.
Jane: I returned a one-piece I didn't even have in my possession to a bank. Oh, yeah, I am a walking demon on this Earth. [all gasp]
Quote from Murray
Murray: No more wrestling in this house. No more TV, no more dolls, all holds barred!
Barry: What about my monthly wrestling magazine?
Murray: Subscription cancelled!
Adam: Or the Rock 'n' Wrestling coloring book?
Murray: I want your crayons, too!
Barry: What about the Wrestling Stars board game?
Murray: You lose!
Adam: Sling-'Em Fling-'Em Wrestling Ring?
Murray: Why would anyone want that?
Barry: "Macho Man" Randy Savage plush wrestling buddy?
Murray: I swear you said that one already.
Adam: Wrestling Superstars Thumb Wrestlers?
Murray: Did I buy you all these?
Quote from Murray
Barry: "The Honky Tonk Man's" guitar?
Murray: Now you're just making these up!
Adam: Jesse "The Body" Ventura's boa.
Murray: Be careful with that. It's your sister's.
Barry: Hulk Hogan's glasses.
Murray: I've been looking for those!
Adam: Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake's hedge clippers.
Murray: Those belong in the garage!
Barry: Greg "The Hammer" Valentine, master of the figure four leglock.
Murray: Who's naming these guys?
Adam: Or "The British Bulldog's" teacups.
Barry: Cheerio.
Murray: Those are for good company!