Beverly: Thank you for coming, everyone. I've got Officer Puchinski here to give us some tips about how to deal with this crime wave and make sure that nobody gets decapitated.
Geoff: Decapitated? It's just a hole in my windshield!
Beverly: Well, that's how it starts, Geoffrey. Do you have any enemies?
Geoff: Well, the sun is no friend of mine. I freckle up fierce.
Beverly: We're not talking about your gross skin.
Beverly: We're talking about someone that might want to separate your head from your shoulders, and do God knows what with it.
Geoff: Somebody please do something!
Beverly: Officer, any leads on who might lop off Geoff's head?