Erica Quote #1524
Quote from Erica in Uptown Boy
Geoff: So, how's the law school application coming?
Erica: What's another word for perfect? Because it's the opposite of that.
Geoff: Oh, I'm sure my legal eagle is just being modest. "Do you have any unusual hobbies?" "Yes, the Diaper Olympics."
Erica: You're looking at the gold medalist of applying butt paste.
Geoff: "What are you passionate about?" "My daughter and, sometimes, my husband."
Erica: I wrote what I wrote. Deal with it.
Geoff: These answers seem kinda baby-centric.
Erica: It's just these last few months, my brain's been nothing but "baby, baby, baby," and it's hard to switch gears.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Uptown Boy’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Our knowledge of man-dom is vast, so we'll be focusing on four categories... Muscles! Aggression! Athleticism! Mechanics!
Adam: So... "ma'am"?
Barry: Ugh! I didn't see that. Darn! [chalk tapping] [sighs]
Adam: So..."Mama"?
Barry: Aw, damn it!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: I know our baby food business went bust, but I have been thinking of other ideas for businesses.
Geoff: We're actually watching Hart to... [Beverly turns the TV off] Hart.
Beverly: "Bubbe Bevy's Baby Booties."
Erica: Pass.
Beverly: "Bubbe Bevy's Baby Bottles."
Erica: I don't want to have this conversation right now, but if you're gonna start a business, it doesn't have to be baby related.
Beverly: "Bubbe Bevy's Bath Bombs."
Geoff: How many pages are in that pad?
Beverly: "Bubbe Bevy's Beer Cozies." "Bubbe Bevy's Boudoir Photos."
Erica: Yes!
Beverly: You love it?
Erica: Not at all... I just realized there's a TV in the other room.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Whaddaya say, Carm? It's the perfect location. Plus, I can finally meet your dad.
Carmen: Oh. [chuckles] Um, I'm not sure. It's a real business, you know?
Adam: We'll shoot after hours. And if you're worried about whether your old man will like me or not, don't be. Parents love me.
Dave Kim: It's true. His delicate and non-threatening demeanor makes dads feel at ease.
Adam: Kinda what Dave Kim said.