Geoff: So, how's the law school application coming?
Erica: What's another word for perfect? Because it's the opposite of that.
Geoff: Oh, I'm sure my legal eagle is just being modest. "Do you have any unusual hobbies?" "Yes, the Diaper Olympics."
Erica: You're looking at the gold medalist of applying butt paste.
Geoff: "What are you passionate about?" "My daughter and, sometimes, my husband."
Erica: I wrote what I wrote. Deal with it.
Geoff: These answers seem kinda baby-centric.
Erica: It's just these last few months, my brain's been nothing but "baby, baby, baby," and it's hard to switch gears.