Adam Quote #1565
Beverly: Hey, Schmoo, when are you gonna be up there thanking me and hilariously forgetting to thank your wife?
Adam: Probably never because the Academy doesn't appreciate how hard a comedy is to write. I toiled over my most recent script, a spoof of A Passage to India called A Passage to Lydia.
Beverly: [laughs] Lydia! That's a lady's name!
Geoff: Have you seen the original movie?
Adam: Why would I watch something I'm just gonna make fun of?
Geoff: It's about racial prejudice during the British colonial era.
Erica: Oh, is it?
Geoff: [stammers] According to the poster.
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Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, the Oscars crowned the best dramatic films of the time. Nothing could beat a heart-wrenching story, masterful direction, or a powerful performance. My family, however, didn't think so.
Barry: Places in the Heart. Who cares about a lady saving a farm? Sally Field needs to stick to being the Bandit's main squeeze.
Geoff: The Bandit was clearly a criminal. Smokey's the star, in my book.
Erica: And that's why he's the fun husband.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Splash should've swept everything. It taught the important lesson that fish can talk and love!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: What I want to know is, where are all the great mother-son movies? And mother-daughter movies.
Erica: No need to include me in whatever cuckoo bananas you're about to share.
Beverly: A mom and her Schmoo rescue an ark from the nazis. She and her squish go top-gunning. A mama and her three poopies hunt down a killer shark. These movies write themselves.
Adam: Because no one else is going to.