Beverly: Hey, Schmoo, when are you gonna be up there thanking me and hilariously forgetting to thank your wife?
Adam: Probably never because the Academy doesn't appreciate how hard a comedy is to write. I toiled over my most recent script, a spoof of A Passage to India called A Passage to Lydia.
Beverly: [laughs] Lydia! That's a lady's name!
Geoff: Have you seen the original movie?
Adam: Why would I watch something I'm just gonna make fun of?
Geoff: It's about racial prejudice during the British colonial era.
Erica: Oh, is it?
Geoff: [stammers] According to the poster.