Dave Kim Quote #123

Quote from Dave Kim in Amadoofus

Dave Kim: So, I have a huge favor to ask. Will you read my script?
Adam: You wrote a script?
Dave Kim: I took a screenwriting elective on a lark.
Adam: You want me to take time out of my day to read your script?
Dave Kim: Am I saying it weird?
Adam: I'll read this on one condition. No matter how harsh my criticism is, you can't be mad at me.
Dave Kim: I'd never be mad at you.
Adam: It's gonna feel like an anvil crushing your heart, your head, and your groin all at once.
Dave Kim: I've been kicked down there many a time. Dave Kim's lower half is made of stronger stuff than you'd think.

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 ‘Amadoofus’ Quotes

Quote from Geoff

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, the Oscars crowned the best dramatic films of the time. Nothing could beat a heart-wrenching story, masterful direction, or a powerful performance. My family, however, didn't think so.
Barry: Places in the Heart. Who cares about a lady saving a farm? Sally Field needs to stick to being the Bandit's main squeeze.
Geoff: The Bandit was clearly a criminal. Smokey's the star, in my book.
Erica: And that's why he's the fun husband.

Quote from Adam

Adam: Splash should've swept everything. It taught the important lesson that fish can talk and love!

Quote from Beverly

Beverly: What I want to know is, where are all the great mother-son movies? And mother-daughter movies.
Erica: No need to include me in whatever cuckoo bananas you're about to share.
Beverly: A mom and her Schmoo rescue an ark from the nazis. She and her squish go top-gunning. A mama and her three poopies hunt down a killer shark. These movies write themselves.
Adam: Because no one else is going to.